Suspected DUI

A woman police officer pulled over a man for suspected DUI and said,
“You are under arrest. Anything you say can and will be held against you.”
The drunk replied, “WoW.”
You should know Field sobriety test secrets.

Officers may administer non-standardized tests, which might include:

stand with feet together and tip the head backwards
count the number of fingers that the officer raises
recite the alphabet or a portion of it
count backwards
Rhomberg stationary balance test: the driver stands, feet together, and leans the head back to look up at the sky while holding their arms out to the side
finger-to-nose: this requires the driver might to close his or her eyes and bring the finger around to touch the nose
hand-pat test: the driver is asked to extend a hand in front, palm upwards. The other hand is then placed on top of the first hand, palm downwards. The driver then ‘pats’ the lower hand with the upper hand by rotating it, so that first the lower hand is patted with the palm of the upper hand and then with the back of the upper hand.